If I Were a Dog
Lew asked me to write a poem about dogs, so here’s effort #one.
If I were a dog
I would wonder WHY:
Does Master walk on two legs?
Four are so much safer.
Does he let my food
bowl get empty?
I know not to overeat.
Does he take me to be
tortured by a vet
When I’ve never been sick?
Does he pat me on the head
and say, “Nice Doggie.”
Is it to make me love him?
Does he not know I adore him?
I love him so much
it’s Worship!
Wilma Gundy
Thanks Mom!
Scrappy said RUFF!!
Translated: you Really Understand Furry Friends!